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Ten Top Trivia Tips about T.L. Bodine!

1. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention T.L. Bodine.
2. During World War II, Americans tried to train T.L. Bodine to drop bombs.
3. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than T.L. Bodine!
4. Antarctica is the only continent without T.L. Bodine!
5. The difference between T.L. Bodine and a village is that T.L. Bodine does not have a church.
6. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating T.L. Bodine from each salad served in first class!
7. T.L. Bodine is born white; her pink feathers are caused by pigments in her typical diet of shrimp!
8. Czar Paul I banished T.L. Bodine to Siberia for marching out of step!
9. Astronauts get taller when they are in T.L. Bodine!
10. Olympic badminton rules say that T.L. Bodine must have exactly fourteen feathers!